The 71stannual Golden Globes were a little all over the place. But with that much vodka flowing, who's really surprised?
Relive all the glorious weirdness fromJacqueline Bisset's acceptance speech toDiane Keaton'sWoody Allenserenade through the best tweets of the night.
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The 71st annual Golden Globes were a little all over the place. But with that much vodka flowing, who's really surprised?

Relive all the glorious weirdness - from Jacqueline Bisset's acceptance speech to Diane Keaton's Woody Allen serenade - through the best tweets of the night.

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Rooting for nominees tonight in my usual order: 1. Jew. 2. Friend I don't hate. 3. Never nominated before. 4. Ugly. 5. Merit. #GoldenGlobes

- Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) January 12, 2014

IS THERE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH HOLLYWOOD pic.twitter.com/xJCwiiN7AE

- Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag) January 12, 2014

.@RyanSeacrest Don't push Bono, 'cause he's close to The Edge. #GoldenGlobes

- Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) January 13, 2014

I'm basically the phantom of the opera but of awards shows. Rather than make people sing I bust sewer pipes.

- josh groban (@joshgroban) January 13, 2014

RT @mouseparty: @MarthaPlimpton gorgeous!!! Are u there? / Nope! I don't go to awards shows I'm not invited to. I stay home in my jimjams!

- Martha Plimpton (@MarthaPlimpton) January 13, 2014



It feels so weird to be watching an awards show where Taylor Swift is only nominated in one category

- Sam Lansky (@samlansky) January 13, 2014

Check out all the Golden Globes red carpet hits and misses

Tina Fey gets the Golden Globes; Jenna Maroney's in an orange juice commercial. Sounds about right.

- Josh Kurp (@JoshKurp) January 13, 2014

Jacqueline Bisset had to walk to the stage from another building so it took 3 hours and now the Golden Globes are over.

- Gawker (@Gawker) January 13, 2014

EVERYONE IS SHAKING WINNING AN AWARD FOR ACTING IS HORRIFYING AND REQUIRES GREAT COURAGE!!!

- billy eichner (@billyeichner) January 13, 2014

I helped write Jacqueline Bisset's speech. Did you like it?

- Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) January 13, 2014

a little too strange even for me

- mia farrow (@MiaFarrow) January 13, 2014

My horoscope was right, this year is all about long awkward walks to the stage. #GoldenGlobes

- Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) January 13, 2014

Who's Randy's father? I say Zac Efron. #EWGlobes pic.twitter.com/cgu74EBJn2

- Annie Barrett (@EWAnnieBarrett) January 13, 2014

We've gone from Jordan Catalano to the guy who directed the "Undone – The Sweater Song" video. The EMOTIONS of 1994 are alive and well.

- Josh Kurp (@JoshKurp) January 13, 2014

That little song Diane Keaton sang is the last thing you hear before you die

- samir mezrahi (@samir) January 13, 2014

Missed the Woody Allen tribute - did they put the part where a woman publicly confirmed he molested her at age 7 before or after Annie Hall?

- Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) January 13, 2014

My underwear hurts..... Need more booze. Send help! #GoldenGIobes

- Gabourey Sidibe (@GabbySidibe) January 13, 2014

Matthew McConaughey is in the audience like http://t.co/N7hRZ6cFEW

- Gregory E. Miller (@Greggenheim) January 13, 2014

By saying "Philomania," Leo just won a $5,000 bet with Tobey Maguire. #GoldenGlobes

- Sarah C. (@sarchrz) January 13, 2014

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